
In a LukeBeston.NET exclusive, Annabelle Champagne, owner of
Fightchick.com, talks about Slygirl, her relationship with Sherdog, sex and trolling, among other things.
Rainbowthief: First, when I first emailed you to ask for an interview, you replied
"An interview about what? My defeat from Slygirl for the OG title of Attention Whore...lol. No thanks." What changed your mind?
FSSUCKSBALLS: I guess I figured you couldn't say much worse than what's been said. I believe that email was a while ago, right?
Rainbowthief: Don't be so sure, we're just getting started. :)
Rainbowthief: I don't go to MMA.tv, so do you post in all the forums or just the Otherground?
FSSUCKSBALLS: plus, if I dont like your questions, I dont really feel I have to answer. so dont expect me to.
FSSUCKSBALLS: I go to other forums.
FSSUCKSBALLS: mostly FS and the OG
FSSUCKSBALLS: I hardly post anywhere else, if at all.
Rainbowthief: No, you should feel obligated to answer. I am the media, remember that. How did you hear about that place?
FSSUCKSBALLS: the OG?
Rainbowthief: Yes
FSSUCKSBALLS: Actually I started on the UG. Years ago. Mostly to promote and research shows and fighters
FSSUCKSBALLS: I hardly posted.
Rainbowthief: Why not?
FSSUCKSBALLS: As I met people on the forum in person I felt more comfortable communicated
FSSUCKSBALLS: there wasnt many girls at the time
FSSUCKSBALLS: I remember alpha female and a few other
Rainbowthief: Did you prefer the OG then?
FSSUCKSBALLS: Well, once everybody knew me, they begged me not to go
FSSUCKSBALLS: what kept me there, was the "locker room" talk the boys had
Rainbowthief: I'll mention some names and you tell me what comes to mind first, okay?
FSSUCKSBALLS: ok
FSSUCKSBALLS: is this a test?
Rainbowthief: No, it's an interview
FSSUCKSBALLS: are you always this serious?
Rainbowthief: This is serious stuff
Rainbowthief: sabrutat
FSSUCKSBALLS: hardly know him, know he drinks and talks shit...funny to me
FSSUCKSBALLS: next.
Rainbowthief: Slygirl (you saw that one coming)
FSSUCKSBALLS: she is her own person, in her own league.
FSSUCKSBALLS: sometimes I think she is cool
FSSUCKSBALLS: mostly off the forum
Rainbowthief: And other times?
FSSUCKSBALLS: but I've said before, originally she over-answered, complained, and cried way too much.
Rainbowthief: Have you met her in real life? If you went to Cleveland, would you get a lap dance from her?
FSSUCKSBALLS: she is the typical girl drama I try to avoid.
FSSUCKSBALLS: I wouldnt get a lapdance if I had to pay
Rainbowthief: For free? From Slygirl?
FSSUCKSBALLS: I'd let her stick her ass in my face if she wanted
FSSUCKSBALLS: sure, why not?
Rainbowthief: Would you take a whiff?
FSSUCKSBALLS: I would hold my breath
FSSUCKSBALLS: just in case
Rainbowthief: What about Sherdog
FSSUCKSBALLS: lol, straight to the point
FSSUCKSBALLS: I like your style
FSSUCKSBALLS: ;-)
FSSUCKSBALLS: ok, sherdog, I have known for 4 or more years.
FSSUCKSBALLS: he and I see each other at GC and KOTC shows.
FSSUCKSBALLS: which are the two shows I attend most.
Rainbowthief: The real question is, how well does he know you?
Rainbowthief: Has he ever banged you after a show?
FSSUCKSBALLS: these are the ONLY times I have ever seen him
FSSUCKSBALLS: I dont stay after the shows
Rainbowthief: What about before a show?
FSSUCKSBALLS: we usually gossip, take the "typical" pic and do our jobs
FSSUCKSBALLS: he looks at me across the cage
FSSUCKSBALLS: I see his wondering eye
FSSUCKSBALLS: and I know what you are getting at
FSSUCKSBALLS: but it hasn't happened
FSSUCKSBALLS: and never will
FSSUCKSBALLS: :-\
FSSUCKSBALLS: sorry
Rainbowthief: If you were drunk enough, would you bang him?
FSSUCKSBALLS: nope
Rainbowthief: Okay, let's move on.
FSSUCKSBALLS: yes
Rainbowthief: Dhira "The Candyman" Yesufu
FSSUCKSBALLS: I like him, met him twice. Once at Andreh's party and also for a brief moment at the UFC. He is cool with me.
Rainbowthief: What do you think about his recent meteoric rise to superstardom in MMA?
FSSUCKSBALLS: Sadly, I havent been following
FSSUCKSBALLS: I wish him well..
FSSUCKSBALLS: hey if FS supports him....
Rainbowthief: That's a travesty, you can catch up at Fightsport. Will Fightchick be making Candyman apparel?
FSSUCKSBALLS: probably not
Rainbowthief: Souljacker (aka Barry "Double Dip" Hodge)
FSSUCKSBALLS: ah, jack n coke
FSSUCKSBALLS: besides what he drinks, (he was at andreh's party too) I dont know much more than what souljacker posts on the OG
Rainbowthief: What do you think about that crook trying to steal $500 from American hero Todd Atkins?
FSSUCKSBALLS: I know nothing of that story, can't comment
Rainbowthief: Was he high at the party?
FSSUCKSBALLS: if he was he didn't tell me
Rainbowthief: Musashi
FSSUCKSBALLS: and I know usually when someones high
FSSUCKSBALLS: like musashi
FSSUCKSBALLS: lol
FSSUCKSBALLS: funny you mention him
Rainbowthief: Aha! So he's a druggie?
FSSUCKSBALLS: he's a stoner, he has his moments. over-all he's entertaining
FSSUCKSBALLS: I dont know musashi in person
FSSUCKSBALLS: never met him
Rainbowthief: Would you say that his rampant abuse of his moderator position is drug induced?
FSSUCKSBALLS: I dont know if "Sorry kirik, I was high" gets you off the hook
FSSUCKSBALLS: if he's still a mod there must be a reason
FSSUCKSBALLS: I try to stay out of the politics
Rainbowthief: Aren't you a part of it as a mod yourself?
FSSUCKSBALLS: I moderate what I see
FSSUCKSBALLS: not what the mods are doing
FSSUCKSBALLS: that's kirik's job
Rainbowthief: Okay.
Rainbowthief: Fatbody
FSSUCKSBALLS: just recently started paying attention.
FSSUCKSBALLS: its hard to keep up with alot of the fightsport names
FSSUCKSBALLS: I'm still new
FSSUCKSBALLS: he's a troll, he gets trolled though too...so what ever
FSSUCKSBALLS: doesnt everybody
FSSUCKSBALLS: (sorry I'll let you ask the questions)
Rainbowthief: To an extent
Rainbowthief: That's ok
Rainbowthief: bjandcabbagefan
FSSUCKSBALLS: which one
FSSUCKSBALLS: the imp
FSSUCKSBALLS: or the one on the OG
Rainbowthief: The one at Fightsport is the real deal. Don't be fooled.
FSSUCKSBALLS: ok
FSSUCKSBALLS: well, the real deal can be very evil.
Rainbowthief: There are no imps at Fightsport.
FSSUCKSBALLS: sometimes I don't get the intent of his posts.
FSSUCKSBALLS: but either way, it's his own style
Rainbowthief: Nick "Machine" May
FSSUCKSBALLS: I liked nick
FSSUCKSBALLS: I used to talk to him on the phone
FSSUCKSBALLS: mostly my drunkness calling him to be silly
FSSUCKSBALLS: but he went through some stuff with his family for a while, so we talked then too.
Rainbowthief: Don't you find his antics disgusting? As a single mother, weren't you perturbed to read him whining about not having money for child support, then asking which DVDs he should buy to watch on his new computer? Isn't he a lesser Chris Champaigne? At least Champaigne actually fights.
FSSUCKSBALLS: haven't talked to him since he "vanished" or whatever
FSSUCKSBALLS: its champagne
FSSUCKSBALLS: and I think he's had a total of 4 or 5 fights
Rainbowthief: That's more than Nick "My neck!" May
FSSUCKSBALLS: as far as nick, I dont remember the child support thing
Rainbowthief: You can also read about that at Fightsport
FSSUCKSBALLS: thanks
Rainbowthief: Is your middle name Charisma or Charmisa?
FSSUCKSBALLS: no
FSSUCKSBALLS: my middle name is ann
FSSUCKSBALLS: and my first name is Charmisa
FSSUCKSBALLS: not charisma
FSSUCKSBALLS: do you want my d.o.b too?
Rainbowthief: Sure.
FSSUCKSBALLS: sorry, that's too much info
Rainbowthief: Moving on.
Rainbowthief: X-Ray2 and 3
FSSUCKSBALLS: gotta love the Xrays
Rainbowthief: They've taken you under their wing, haven't they?
FSSUCKSBALLS: I don't know about they
FSSUCKSBALLS: but I enjoy their humor
Rainbowthief: There's two of them.
Rainbowthief: Tape Lord
FSSUCKSBALLS: he gave me my fs s/n, with the help of chief
FSSUCKSBALLS: he's cool with me
FSSUCKSBALLS: chief too.
FSSUCKSBALLS: I've known the chief longer
Rainbowthief: Ever banged him?
FSSUCKSBALLS: lol, no
FSSUCKSBALLS: I dont even know where he lives
Rainbowthief: Blown him?
FSSUCKSBALLS: never met him
Rainbowthief: Okay. Robin Patterson
FSSUCKSBALLS: can you blow someone over the internet
Rainbowthief: It wouldn't be the same
FSSUCKSBALLS: Robin- he's whatever
Rainbowthief: That's it?!!
FSSUCKSBALLS: he annoys me sometimes, he can be childish
Rainbowthief: Are you aware of what a legend he is?
FSSUCKSBALLS: lol
FSSUCKSBALLS: I'm not big on troll history
Rainbowthief: Who is the biggest dildo on the Underground/Otherground?
FSSUCKSBALLS: UG I dunno
Rainbowthief: What about the OG?
FSSUCKSBALLS: OG, I'd say...CDO stands out. There was some slinky guy that was pretty lame...that's about all I can think of
Rainbowthief: Have you ever heard of Shaun Thingvold of Kamloops, Canada?
FSSUCKSBALLS: Shaun yes...don't know about Kamloops, canada
Rainbowthief: Ever banged him?
FSSUCKSBALLS: nope
Rainbowthief: What about Bret "Jackol" Patelski, the Jewish Basketball King of New Jersey and self-proclaimed "God of Fuck"?
FSSUCKSBALLS: no IDEA who that is
Rainbowthief: Complete this sentence: Slygirl is very...
FSSUCKSBALLS: stripper
Rainbowthief: Are you a three input woman?
FSSUCKSBALLS: three input?
Rainbowthief: Do you take it in all three holes.
FSSUCKSBALLS: oh, yes. but not all at once.
Rainbowthief: Never all at once?
FSSUCKSBALLS: not possible is it? with only one guy
Rainbowthief: I never said anything about only one guy
FSSUCKSBALLS: oh well then no
FSSUCKSBALLS: that's no secret anyway
Rainbowthief: What about golden showers?
FSSUCKSBALLS: golden showers, not flattering.
Rainbowthief: Bukkake?
FSSUCKSBALLS: no again
Rainbowthief: Have you ever been with a woman?
FSSUCKSBALLS: I've kissed girls
FSSUCKSBALLS: never fucked a girl
Rainbowthief: Would you like to?
FSSUCKSBALLS: not really
FSSUCKSBALLS: if I did, I could have
FSSUCKSBALLS: and would have
Rainbowthief: Maybe drunk at a UFC?
FSSUCKSBALLS: nope, not even drunk at the UFC
Rainbowthief: Is it possible you did and forgot?
FSSUCKSBALLS: not at all
FSSUCKSBALLS: I was never that drunk anyway
Rainbowthief: Who would win a fight between David "Chokeyou2" Roy and Nick "Machine" May?
FSSUCKSBALLS: I dunno
Rainbowthief: Come on.
FSSUCKSBALLS: I dont
Rainbowthief: Pick one. Any one.
FSSUCKSBALLS: chokeyou2, by choke out in round 2
FSSUCKSBALLS: my guess is obvious
Rainbowthief: I agree
FSSUCKSBALLS: happy?
Rainbowthief: yes
Rainbowthief: Who would win between Choke and piggle?
FSSUCKSBALLS: would you say we are close to the end of this interview
FSSUCKSBALLS: half way done?
Rainbowthief: Yes, just a few more.
FSSUCKSBALLS: I don't know choke
FSSUCKSBALLS: seriously
Rainbowthief: Could piggle beat Choke?
FSSUCKSBALLS: I dont know choke
FSSUCKSBALLS: how can I answer that
Rainbowthief: Choke weighs about a buck thirty, if that helps
FSSUCKSBALLS: piggle
FSSUCKSBALLS: he's much bigger, but I dont know choke so I am going by weight alone
Rainbowthief: HAHA! Ok
Rainbowthief: Hell, probably would
Rainbowthief: Do you have anything nice to say about Slygirl?
FSSUCKSBALLS: Slygirl has the same first name as my best friend
FSSUCKSBALLS: :-D
Rainbowthief: I'll give you a chance to plug your site. When did you decide to make a line of clothing? Did you design everything yourself? Do you plan to eventually do this full time?
FSSUCKSBALLS: I decided 3 years ago
FSSUCKSBALLS: All of the designs were my ideas, with elaboration from the silk screener and jason they have all come together
FSSUCKSBALLS: I would love for my company to take off and I could sit at home
Rainbowthief: Don't you do that already except for a trip to the mailbox to get the welfare check?
FSSUCKSBALLS: don't get ghetto on me now
Rainbowthief: Just kidding
FSSUCKSBALLS: however, I have two children to feed and a pretty damn good career. So until I can cover my salary I wont be quiting.
FSSUCKSBALLS: I work at a bank
FSSUCKSBALLS: as a loan officer
FSSUCKSBALLS: I have for 2 years now.
FSSUCKSBALLS: I make good money for me. I live moderately and keep my children fed.
Rainbowthief: Do you consider yourself a troll?
FSSUCKSBALLS: yes, wait. no.
Rainbowthief: That's ok
FSSUCKSBALLS: I want to be a troll.
Rainbowthief: I knew it
FSSUCKSBALLS: I just can't dislike someone enough to be that mean
Rainbowthief: It's not mean, it's funny
FSSUCKSBALLS: its easier to be mean, when someone starts it
FSSUCKSBALLS: if you are good its funny
FSSUCKSBALLS: if you are evil its mean
Rainbowthief: Trolls only go after assholes for the most part anyway
FSSUCKSBALLS: there are two different trolls
FSSUCKSBALLS: I'm not an asshole
FSSUCKSBALLS: am I?
Rainbowthief: Mmmm, no, you've handled yourself well at Fightsport.
FSSUCKSBALLS: thanks.
Rainbowthief: I actually predicted you lacked the balls to last more than a few days there
FSSUCKSBALLS: I think its funny
FSSUCKSBALLS: well, glad I could prove you wrong
Rainbowthief: So is Fightsport
Rainbowthief: Have you ever abused your moderator powers? Be honest.
FSSUCKSBALLS: your interview was good btw
FSSUCKSBALLS: nope, never
FSSUCKSBALLS: I've only deleted a few posts
FSSUCKSBALLS: seriously
Rainbowthief: C'mon, you never deleted an innocent post by someone who pissed you off?
FSSUCKSBALLS: I've deleted posts when someone directly attacked me
FSSUCKSBALLS: but even if I wasnt a mod
FSSUCKSBALLS: kirik would have done it himself
Rainbowthief: Do you know of any mods who do abuse their position?
FSSUCKSBALLS: shit
FSSUCKSBALLS: he had been
FSSUCKSBALLS: I think that's why he gave me the power...lol
FSSUCKSBALLS: like I said I dont moderate them
FSSUCKSBALLS: I stay out of it
Rainbowthief: If you could make a lot of money, enough to quit working, would you make a pornsite with pictures of yourself?
FSSUCKSBALLS: never
FSSUCKSBALLS: I have kids, come on
FSSUCKSBALLS: that isnt right
FSSUCKSBALLS: its bad enough my ass is on the internet
Rainbowthief: Final question: Describe in three words Fightsport and the Otherground.
FSSUCKSBALLS: Fightsport=trolls, free speech, avatars
FSSUCKSBALLS: OG=good friends, lighter conversation, more politics
Rainbowthief: Good answers.
Rainbowthief: Thanks for the interview. Would you be willing to email a pic to accompany the interview on the website? Something fun.
FSSUCKSBALLS: thanks
FSSUCKSBALLS: something fun
FSSUCKSBALLS: can it be old
FSSUCKSBALLS: I'm in my pj's already
FSSUCKSBALLS: lol
Rainbowthief: EVEN BETTER! It would be funny, especially if they're totally unsexy.
FSSUCKSBALLS: lol
FSSUCKSBALLS: fine, let me let my dog out and I will have stacey take a picture of me right now
Rainbowthief: Maybe something holding a sign that has www.lukebeston.net on it?
FSSUCKSBALLS: you are pushing it
Rainbowthief: Howard Stern would've asked you to get naked! I'm just asking for a sign.
FSSUCKSBALLS: lol
FSSUCKSBALLS: ok
You can see more pictures of Annabelle, as well as her new clothing line, at her site. Click below to get there.