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Monday, February 16, 2004

New Bitch at the Otherground 

BJJJennifer is the newest attention whore at the Otherground. From the looks of her pictures we can determine a few things.

1. She played the Bride of Frankenstein in a High School play.

2. She has no idea what a tan is.

3. She don't have a four-head - it's an eight-head.

4. Lastly, from Scoop McTroll, "At least her kid isn't as ugly as her mother." (Notice the dog she dressed up)






posted by Shogun of Harlem   1:44 AM

Piggle gets fired from his job 

It seems like this guy can not stay out of the News. Piggle recently was fired from his job in the Electronics Boutique in the Valencia Town Center. The address is listed below if you would like to contact them and file a complaint to get him reinstated. Please have a heart and remember that he is supporting Annabelle and her fourteen kids.

EB Games
24201 W. Valencia Blvd.
Suite 2089
Valencia, CA 91355
661-287-3914

posted by Shogun of Harlem   1:41 AM

Piggle Makes the Otherground Puke!!! 

Piggle recently aired his dirty laundry on the Otherground about him and Annabelle.

From: piggle
Date: 01/16/04 11:44 AM
Member Since: 02/25/2003
4155 Total Posts Ignore User

Its true its true.. while everyone can admire this chick.. I get to sleep with her.. and do nasty things with her.. life is good...

If that didn't make you puke, then this will...

From: Annabelle
Date: 08-Jan-04 07:08 PM
Member Since: 16-Feb-03
6207 Total Posts Ignore User

It gets hairy sometimes, so I shave it.
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From: piggle
Date: 08-Jan-04 07:12 PM
Member Since: 25-Feb-03
4035 Total Posts Ignore User

I like her to shave it.. makes the eating less complicated



posted by Shogun of Harlem   1:32 AM

Saturday, February 07, 2004

The Make Jake Rossen Pay Campaign 

We at LukeBeston.NET are outraged by Jake Rossen's refusal to honor his gambling debt to Shiloh McIver and have decided to use our position as a media outlet to launch the Make Jake Rossen Pay Campaign, a grass roots effort aimed at making Rossen accept his debt and pay it.

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posted by Rainbowthief   8:28 PM

Tape Lord Offers Proof That Rossen bet $3,000.00, not $1,000.00 


Jake Rossen
The legendary Tape Lord came through with his promise to deliver hard evidence that fallen MMA journalist Jake Rossen indeed wagered $3,000.00 with Shiloh McIver that Tito Ortiz would not sign a contract to fight Chuck Liddell before the end of 2004. In recent weeks, in addition to refusing the pay his debt, Rossen has insisted that the wager was for only $1,000.00. Click here for a screen shot of the email Rossen sent to Tape Lord asking him to post the terms of the bet at Fightsport 24-7.

posted by Rainbowthief   6:35 AM

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Jake Rossen Loses Bet, Refuses To Pay Up  

MMA.tv received another black eye today when one of its moderators welshed on a wager in a very public manner. The moderator, comic book collector Jake Rossen, had bet MMA groupie Shiloh McIver that Tito Ortiz would never sign a contract to fight Chuck Liddell. The bet was for $3,000.00 USD. Faced with incontrovertible proof that he had indeed lost the bet, Rossen refused to honor it and instead lashed out at McIver, calling him a "liar" and "drug abuser."

In recent weeks, several MMA.tv moderators have been exposed as less than stellar citizens. Credible accusations stand against various moderators, including charges of murder, welsher, horrid slapfighter and racist. Kirik Jenness, pictured below, was not available to comment on this trend.

Jenness, second from left.

posted by T   4:20 PM

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