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Welcome to Beston's No Holds Barred! The page was originally known as Thingvold's No Holds Barred. It was started years ago by Shogun of Harlem as a joke in dedication of the Internet's greatest 'Trash Talker', Shaun Andrew Thingvold, then years later the site was rededicated to Australian MMA legend Luke Beston. I want to make it clear that the only affiliation Shaun has with this page is when he sends us an e-mail or posts on the forum. If you are looking for him then leave a message for him on the 'Message Board'. Other than that we can not help you in any attempt to get a hold of him.

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Tuesday, December 30, 2003

Rafiel Torre Update

Sources have told LukeBeston.NET that accused killer Rafiel Torre, who could face the death penalty if convicted of the 2001 murder of Bryan Richards, has had a difficult time blending in with his fellow inmates at the West Valley Detention Center in Rancho Cucamonga, CA. According to a guard who spoke on the condition of anonymity "When he came in, the first thing he did was tape pictures from 'ultimate fighting' magazines on the walls of his cell. He was cocky and bragged about what a big shot he was and told the other inmates about all his fighter friends and his threesomes with L.A. trannies, but the other guys had never heard of anyone he mentioned, so they didn't care. They raped him like any other fresh meat that comes in. Since then, he just sits in his cell reading his magazines all day."

Keep checking LukeBeston.NET for more exclusive coverage on the Torre case including his upcoming trial!

posted by Rainbowthief 4:49 AM

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Reviews of the New Ricco Rodriguez Book Are Coming In!

The critics are unanimously panning the new book of former UFC champion Ricco Rodriguez. Reviews can be found at
Amazon.com. The only positive review so far can be found on the news page at
Fightsport.com, done by noted homosexual RussT. It is not advised that Ricco quit his day job.

Ricco "Suave" Rodriguez

posted by T 8:33 PM

Sabrutat Sentenced

Stephen Abrutat "AKA Sabrutat" was recently sentenced for his DUI. Sabrutat was fined an undisclosed amount, ordered to attend AA meetings, rehab, and given 100 hours of community service. The next time you are driving on the freeway and see the orange jump suits it may be your friendly OG drunk. We wish you the best of luck in rehab.

posted by Shogun of Harlem 12:48 AM

Rafiel Torre pleads innocent

Rafiel Torre, the one-time writer for the ADCC Page, MMA Corner Man, swinger and undefeated MMA fighter pleads innocent on murder charges. Torre, 39 and of Rancho Cucamonga, is the key suspect on the murder of Bryan Richards. Richards, 32, of Rancho Cucamonga was found dead in the bed of a truck on Dec. 22, 2001, in an Albertsons parking lot. Investigators believe that Torre killed Richards to continue a love affair with Richards' wife and for financial gain. Torre was a former Naval Sailor and later fail to join the U.S. Army. His marriage broke up a few years ago and after pulling several scams on many MMA personalities, he met Richards' wife. Torre is charged with first degree murder and and one special circumstance claiming he committed the murder for financial gain. If convicted, he could face the death penalty. Torre's wife is shown below with Shiloh at Club Rubber.

posted by Shogun of Harlem 12:39 AM

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Fightsport/Beton's 2003 Razzie Awards

Hi, I'm your host Joe Rogan. Before we announce the prestigious awards, let's get this party started with a little humor.

Why was the little shoe unhappy?
Because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker.

What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop clop clop?
An amish drive-by shooting

How many men does it take to change a roll of paper? We don't know. It has never happened.

Why the Internet is like a Penis.

It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up.

I hope you enjoyed those jokes. They were written by Machine May. If you go to my website you can purchase my albums. Alright now let's get to what we all came for.
The first award is for Lamest attempt to pretend to be a ladies man/celebrity on the OG . The nominees are - Shiloh
Joel From Atlanta
Joe Rogan

And the winner is Joel From Atlanta. This is Joel's first ever victory.
Joel: Thank you. I knew I had tough competition this year so I bragged about anal sex more than usual and increased the # of girls I've supposedly had sex with. That and the whole musician thing seemed to impress people at the OG. I'm not saying it was original, but it was effective. I'm grateful for the honor and I want to thank my OG brothers.

Rogan: Ok. Let's keep things going because I've got a date later tonight. The award for biggest slut of the forums. The nominees are -
Snowhazel
Annabelle
Shelbygirl
Scooby

And the winner is Annabelle.
Annabelle: This is a great honor. I knew I had tough competition when Scooby released a nude grappling video earlier this year. I kept competiting though. I had the idea after meeting an OG member on IM, that instead of just having sex with him after only 3 days, I would actually invite him to move in with me. Imagine, after only 3 days of instant messaging, he showed up at my place with luggage. Thanks everyoone for making this a great year.

Rogan: Speaking of sluts, what does the OG sluts right leg say to the left leg?
Nothing, they never met.

Alright, the next award is for the most ridiculous excuse to get out of fight. The nominees are -
Shiloh - "Only if I can secure video rights."
Machine May - "With my neck and back injuries, at this time next year I will be in a wheel chair."
Quincy Rice - "Fuck sanctioned events, come to my gym and we'll do this."
Dan "The Wolfman" - "You can't afford me!"

The winner is my friend Shiloh.
Shiloh: Yeah thanks for the award. Hey Joe, why don't you tell them about the tranny you left Club Rubber with the other night.
Rogan:Don't start with me!
Shiloh: Seriously I never really expected Levine to challenge me, but as you can see I defeated him with my logic without having to throw a single blow. This award isn't a big deal to me because I have sex with celebrities and porn stars and shit, but I still take it. Thank you.

Now on to the gayest thread of the year. The nominees are -
Have you ever shaved your balls? UG/OG
Would you have a problem rolling with a gay dude? UG/OG
How much to let another dude blow you? UG/OG
The ultimate checking the oil thread UG/OG

The winner is - How much to let another dude blow you. There is no one here to pick up this award because no one remembers who started the thread. There's also been about 6 or 7 similar. The bottom line is the OG seems obssessed with gay indecent proposals.

Now on to worst tomato can pretending to be a real fighter. The nominees are -
Quincy Rice
Predator
Stusskilla
Shelby
Kirik

And the winner is Kirik!
Kirik: As you can see from the picture, you'd have thunk I won the heavyweight crown from Lennox Lewis from the size of the belt.

The UG ate it up. Take a closer look at the picture and you'll see we're fighting at a high school gym with a few chairs thrown up. By the way, did you ever ask you self what belt I was fighting for? I was only fighting some scrub we found the day of the fight.

Now finally to present the Nick May life time achievement award is Nick May himself.
MM- As someone who has created literally thousands of irrelevant, stupid, strange, ridiculous and downright dishonest posts at the OG, I take these type of threads very seriously. In the last year since I've been occupied running a million dollar tanning business, as well as being a rogue moderator and starting up a secret forum, I've been too busy to flood the OG with my posts. Luckily there is someone else who has always been there to pick up the slack - Jinx. Jinx it's my honor to present you with the lifetime achievment award.
Jinx - You know ever since I closed my popular forum down because Kirik jerked me off and told me there was a bigger place for me at the OG, I've always dreamed of this type of recognition. To hear my name even mentioned in the same breath as Machine May is amazing. I wonder what stupid shit I will think of next year. To tell you the truth I don't even know. Thank you.

Rogan: They tell me we're out of time tonight. If you're in L.A. why don't you koin us all over at Club Rubber. It's only a $2 cover charge tonight for metrosexuals. Thank you goodnight.

posted by Fred 5:55 PM

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Fred Column

Rafiel Torre has been tossed in prison for suspected murder. Trolls have long accused him of exagerrating his credentials as a martial artist and journalist. Of course over at the UG he was respected because of his access to real fighters. There's a lot of revisionist history over there with people acting like they knew all along he was a fraud. Here's an interesting post from Chris Brennan -

From: WestsideStrangler
Date: 20-Dec-03 06:51 PM
Member Since: 01-Jan-01
3297 Total Posts

#1 before I rolled with him he took me aside and asked me to not make him tap in front of everyone if I caught him because he is a black belt as well. I said ok and proceeded to molest him on the mat without taping him. He might have been blue or purple, but I would lean more towards blue.
As far as his fight went he asked me to corner for him and I was like "yeah I guess" and had no idea it was a work. Then to top it off as we were walking out the announcer says, and I fucking quote, "AND FIGHTING OUT OF TORRES NEXT GENERATION FIGHTING ACADEMY". I almost had a friggin heart attack.

As far as the murder goes I can't really say because I am almost 100% positive that I will be on the stand.

This has got to be embarrassing for the Brazillian fighters who embrace him and the Arabs that ran Abu Dhabi's website who tried to turn Torre into some type of Frank Deford of MMA.

Some people who knew Torre don't seem to be saying much at all -

By the way, what's up with Rubber's hairdo's or should I say hair don'ts? Are mullets and mohawks what's in fashion in L.A.?

Pedictably some of the losers at the UG continue to defend Torre much like the losers who attend support parties for pedophile Michael Jackson.

From: superbetiss
Date: 20-Dec-03 01:17 PM
Member Since: 15-Jul-03
434 Total Posts

I've known Raph for along time....I dont believe he did that shit!!!.....and he has NOT been proven guilty.

From: 70s Bush
Date: 19-Dec-03 08:42 PM
Member Since: 01-Jan-01
13181 Total Posts

lol yeah well no offense but i have no idea who the marine is either.
and if it was so bad back then, why didnt he speak up??

all im saying is i dont know, so im not quite ready to fry him yet.lol. i know some people personally who hate him and some who like him, so ho knows.

i guess we will find out though.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: mike greenwood
Date: 19-Dec-03 09:00 PM
Member Since: 01-Jan-01
1055 Total Posts

"guess we will find out though."
Yes, and for the record, I hope he didn't do it, too.

posted by Fred 5:46 PM

Saturday, December 20, 2003

Following Up On Bobwarrensapp's Death

Not at all surprisingly, the members of Fightsport.com were corrrect:

From: teenwolf80
Date: 18-Dec-03 08:32 PM
Member Since: 01-Nov-03
30 Total Posts

You guys are a bunch of Skolniks and Poindexters (aka 80s nerds). When bobwarrensapp started posting here, everyone hated him, called him a troll, and yes even wished death on him. Then when I tell you he died, all of a sudden it's "RIP Warrior" and "RIP Hero". I did this simply to prove what hypocritical douches you all are. Why pretend to respect someone you don't simply to impress other people that you've never met?

I trolled you guys so bad that I'm feeling sexually excited! You all have way too much time on your hands.

gokartmozart- Congratulations for wasting your time to figure out the obvious.

729- Thanks for the gay ass poem that you posted on both the UG and the OG. I guess everyone thinks you're a righteous, upstanding person now, huh?

I won't even mention Rogan's comment.

Oh, and no need to ban me. I'm taking my business to Fightsport where a man of my talent and genius is respected and honored.

In closing, you are all drooling, foolish, tongue-hanging-out, coke-bottle-glasses-wearing retards. Good Day.

posted by T 6:56 AM

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

The Death of bobwarrensapp: Truth or Troll?

Two forums on MMA.TV were recently deluged with condolence posts following the announcement below:

From: teenwolf80
Date: 15-Dec-03 03:48 PM
Member Since: 01-Nov-03
28 Total Posts

I have just received terrible news from a mutual friend of ours that Justin Rosen (aka the UG's bobwarrensapp), has been killed in action in an attack on American troops in Baghdad. Justin had just left for Iraq a mere 3 weeks ago and died serving his country. I know his brother visits this site regularly, so I just wanted to give my deepest heartfelt condolences to him and his family at this sad time. Justin was a dear friend, training partner, and teacher of mine for the past 10 years and he will not be forgotten. RIP brother.

Members of Fightsport.com were less convinced and quickly hypothesized that bobwarrensapp's passing was nothing more than another use of the fake death hoax made famous years ago by Steven Steele. Several members called on bobwarrensapp to resurface and join the legion of trolls while Rikuo offered his own theory involving eighties American film icon Judge Reinhold. Is bobwarrensapp really dead, or has he masterfully trolled the masses at MMA.TV with an old school tactic? What is the Judge Reinhold connection? Stay tuned to LukeBeston.NET for more on this gripping story!

Tape-trained Brazlian Jiu Jitsu black belt Steven Steele's historic tournament victory.

posted by Rainbowthief 6:00 AM

Sunday, December 14, 2003

Confirmed: Machine May Reduced To Lurker By Trolls

I am now able to confirm with a 100% certainty that Nick "Machine" May (pictured below, in fake military garb) retains an active presence at his safe haven of MMA.tv. May, who fled in shame from all visibility at the site after being exposed as a pathological liar and fraud, actively lurks and acts as something of a rogue moderator.

A displeased former member of MMA.tv contacted me recently to tell me that not only had he been banned for no apparent reason, but that Machine May was the one who did it. He learned this directly from site owner Kirik Jenness via email, part of which is as follows:

"I have no idea what you were banned for. Machine May is the one who banned you."

This revelation flies in the face of those who have opined that May has moved on to other things in his life. Sadly, it seems as though May is as big of a coward and stooge as ever.

Machine May

posted by T 1:17 AM

Saturday, December 13, 2003

Sherdog explains to Annabelle that for him women can only be friends

Here's the touching photo -

posted by Fred 2:00 PM

Fightsport is down again

Not to jump to any premature conclusions, but right as Shiloh and Jinx were receiving a cyber pimp slapping on Fightsport, the place is apparently attacked. Bottom line is we must protect the homeland security of Fightsport. It's easy to say that Shiloh and Jinx should bleed, but I believe that collateral damage against the the OG will be necessary. The people inflicting damage to Fightsport must come to realize that when the return to the OG, their boyfriends will be mad at them because of the retaliatory damage inflicted. I say it is time for Osama Bin Trollin to come out of retirement and to lead us in a trolly war.

posted by Fred 1:32 PM

Thursday, December 11, 2003

Fred Column

Here's some of the shit that's been going on in the forums lately. First of all in a disgraceful move, Sabrutat, Squatdog and several other mutts from the OG accused Single H of being a phony Navy Pilot. In the warped world of the OG/UG, if you badmouth a pro fighter (I use this term loosely because over there scrubs like Machine May, Quincy Rice and Predator qualify as pro's) you can become banned. Meanwhile with a soldier on combat duty it's open season. It's especially disturbing to see a foreigner like Sabrutat disrespecting the American military.

In other news Shiloh and Jinx were accused of being the Fightsport spammers. Both of them responded along the lines of "Lol you losers. It wasn't me but you suck anyway. You wish you were cool and popular like me!" I'm not saying it was or wasn't them, but it did seem when that photo of Rubber with a mohawk showed up at Fightsport that the place started being spammed not too long after. Could his roid/drug rage have fired up when he saw that?

Meanwhile Todd Atkins leveled the bombshell accusation that Shiloh's lavish L.A. lifestyle was in part financed from Shiloh being a gay porn actor and being a rent boy for rich older men that like the muscle boy type. Could it be that somewhere out there, there is footage like this of Shiloh -

Obviously if gay porn of Shiloh should emerge it will be a bombshell in the nhb community. I wouldn't be suprised if he tries an R Kelly type defense claming the pictures are doctored.

posted by Fred 8:47 PM

Shiloh's Roid Rage Kicking In Again?

"I OWN YOU FUCKING CLOWNS"

With those vitriolic words, MMA go-fer Shiloh McIver began a tirade against those who have been his staunchest supporters, even as McIver melted down time and again. This latest hissy fit of Shiloh's was brought on by the public acknowledgement that McIver is prominent on the list of suspects in the Fightsport.com spamming case.

Is he guilty? As always, wwwLukeBeston.net will let you decide.

Direct quotes from McIver: "...i infact did it..."

"...so ill claim it, eat ass nerds..."

More on this breaking story as it develops.

posted by T 12:49 PM

Beston's is back!

After two months in limbo, Beston's NHB is back reporting the news some MMA sites don't want you to know! Fuck that lukebeston.tk shit, we're now lukebeston.NET!

To all you fags that thought we were done, go suck a dick!

posted by Rainbowthief 3:32 AM

Tuesday, December 30, 2003

Rafiel Torre Update

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Reviews of the New Ricco Rodriguez Book Are Coming In!

Sabrutat Sentenced

Rafiel Torre pleads innocent

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Fightsport/Beton's 2003 Razzie Awards

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Fred Column

Saturday, December 20, 2003

Following Up On Bobwarrensapp's Death

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

The Death of bobwarrensapp: Truth or Troll?

Sunday, December 14, 2003

Confirmed: Machine May Reduced To Lurker By Trolls

Saturday, December 13, 2003

Sherdog explains to Annabelle that for him women can only be friends

Fightsport is down again

Thursday, December 11, 2003

Fred Column

Shiloh's Roid Rage Kicking In Again?

Beston's is back!

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